Funny Romantic Shayari in English

You are the cheese to my pizza,
Without you, my life is just a piece of bread.

Tujhse baat na ho toh din nahi guzarta,
Aur baat ho toh mera net pack nahi bachta.

I wanted to give you the world,
But then I realized I don’t have enough balance,
So take this heart instead.

Pyar mein log pagal ho jaate hain,
Hum toh pehle se hi thode hile huye thay,
Bas tumne aake stamp laga di.

You look so beautiful even when you are angry,
That I sometimes annoy you on purpose,
Just to see that cute red face.

Mera dil tere liye dhadakta hai,
Par mera dimaag tujhse darta hai,
Kyunki teri shopping list bahut lambi hai.

I love you more than my morning tea,
And believe me, that is a lot of love,
Because without tea, I am a monster.

Suno jaan, tum bilkul macchar jaisi ho,
Sone deti nahi ho aur khoon peeti rehti ho,
Phir bhi na jaane kyun tumhari aadat ho gayi hai.

You are like a notification on my phone,
Every time I see your name,
I can’t help but smile like an idiot.

Ishq mein humne bahut papad bele hain,
Ab lagta hai ki thoda namak kam hai,
Tum aa jao toh taste hi badal jaye.

Our love is like a Tom and Jerry show,
We fight all day but can’t live apart,
You are the Jerry to my silly Tom.

Ladayi ke baad jab tum sorry bolti ho,
Toh aisa lagta hai jaise kisi ne,
Garmi mein thanda paani pila diya ho.

Don’t talk to me for five minutes,
But don’t you dare talk to anyone else,
Because my anger is mine and so are you.

Tumhari har baat maan leta hoon main,
Iska matlab ye nahi ki main darta hoon,
Bas tumhara gussa jhela nahi jaata.

If being annoying was a professional sport,
You would definitely win the gold medal,
And I would be your biggest fan in the front row.

Galti kisi ki bhi ho maafi mujhe mangni hai,
Kyunki tumse behes karne se accha hai,
Ki main chup chap apna favourite serial dekh loon.

You keep saying I don’t listen to you,
But honey, I just filter out the parts,
Where you ask me to do the dishes.

Jab tum gusse mein muh fula leti ho,
Toh kasam se ekdum rasgulla lagti ho,
Mann karta hai bas baith kar dekhta rahoon.

I love you even when I want to throw you out of the window,
But I don’t because I’d probably miss you,
Before you even hit the ground.

Zindagi ki gaadi mein tum meri break ho,
Jab bhi speed badhane ki koshish karta hoon,
Tum jhat se mujhe rok deti ho.

You say you have nothing to wear,
While your wardrobe is literally crying,
Trying to hold back the mountain of clothes.

Tumhari ‘paanch minute’ ki value alag hai,
Ek ghanta beet jaata hai intezar mein,
Par tumhara makeup khatam nahi hota.

I love how you steal my hoodies,
Even though you have fifty of your own,
I guess mine just smell like your favorite person.

Duniya ki sabse khatarnaak jagah pata hai?
Wo hai tumhare dimag ke andar ka gussa,
Jahan logical baatein jaakar dum tod deti hain.

You are my queen and I am your king,
But sometimes I feel like I’m just your personal driver,
Taking you to every sale in the city.

Tumhare liye chand taare toh nahi la sakta,
Par haan, tumhare liye gol-gappe zaroor launga,
Wo bhi extra teekhe pani ke saath.

My girlfriend is like a storm,
Beautiful to look at from a distance,
But messy when she’s right next to you.

Tum kehti ho ki main romantic nahi hoon,
Ab tumhe kaise samjhau ki tumhare nakhre uthana,
Duniya ka sabse bada romance hai mere liye.

I told her she looks pretty without makeup,
She looked at me like I just committed a crime,
I guess truth hurts sometimes!

Bhale hi tum roz mujhse ladti ho,
Par jab tak meri complain nahi karti,
Tab tak tumhara khana hazam nahi hota.

I love you more than you love your sleep,
And we both know how hard that is for me,
Because you sleep like a log for twelve hours.

Tumhare pass dimag toh bahut hai,
Bas usey sahi jagah istemal nahi karte,
Saara din bas gaming mein bita dete ho.

You are the only person I want to annoy,
For the rest of my life,
So please get used to my drama already.

Jab tum kehte ho ki ‘main thik hoon’,
Toh samajh lo ki world war 3 shuru hone wali hai,
Behtar hai ki tum chup chap chocolate le aao.

My boyfriend’s memory is like a goldfish,
He forgets our anniversary date,
But remembers every goal scored in the world cup.

Tum meri life ke wo hero ho,
Jo movie ke beech mein so jaata hai,
Par phir bhi climax mujhse hi puchta hai.

I thought you were a gentleman,
But then I saw you eating pizza like a caveman,
And that’s when I knew you were the one.

Hero wali entry maari thi tumne meri life mein,
Par ab lagta hai ki tum bas side role hi ho,
Jo saara din bas khana mangta rehta hai.

You may not be a prince on a white horse,
But you are definitely the guy,
Who handles my mood swings with a smile.

Pyar mein log taare todne ki baat karte hain,
Tumse toh ek bulb bhi nahi badla jaata,
Phir bhi dil tumhe hi yaad karta hai.

Your face is my favorite view,
Mainly because it makes me look,
Even more attractive when I stand next to you.

Tumhara dil sone ka ho sakta hai,
Par tumhari akal mitti ki hi hai,
Tabhi toh mujh jaisi pagli se pyar kar baithe.

I love you even when you’re being a brat,
Which is basically 90% of the time,
But I guess I like the challenge.

Suno, tum thode kam akal ke ho na?
Tabhi toh meri har baat par haan bol dete ho,
Chalo accha hai, mera kaam aasaan ho jaata hai.

You are the most beautiful person I know,
Wait, let me put my glasses on,
Okay, now you’re just regular cute.

Ishq ne humein nikamma kar diya,
Warna hum bhi aadmi thay kaam ke,
Ab toh bas tumhari reels hi banate rehte hain.

I plan to follow you everywhere,
Not because I am obsessed with you,
But because you always forget where you put your keys.

Tumhari smile dekh kar sab bhool jaata hoon,
Ki tumne subah mujhse jhagda kiya tha,
Shayad isi ko asli bewakoofi kehte hain.

If I ever go missing, just look for the person,
Who is looking stressed and tired,
That would be my partner enjoying their peace.

Mohabbat mein humne duniya bhula di,
Par tumne toh mera birthday hi bhula diya,
Ab batao, iska kya jurmana bhari jaoge?

Marriage is just a fancy way,
Of asking someone “What do you want to eat?”
Every single day for the rest of your life.

Shaadi se pehle tum princess thi,
Ab tum ghar ki home minister ho,
Jiske aage meri ek bhi nahi chalti.

I promise to always be by your side,
Especially when you’re deciding what to wear,
Because I know you’ll need my opinion to ignore it.

Hum dono ki jodi ekdum perfect hai,
Tum thodi garam mijaz ki ho,
Aur main thoda thanda dimaag rakhne wala.

Our love is timeless and beautiful,
Just like the mountain of laundry,
That never seems to go away no matter what.

Pati-patni ka rishta bada anokha hota hai,
Ek bolta hai aur dusra sunta hai,
Aur teesra (bacche) dono ko pagal kar dete hain.

I love you more than I love silence,
Which is a lot because you never stop talking,
But home feels too quiet without your voice.

Log kehte hain shaadi ke baad pyar kam ho jata hai,
Par hamara toh jhagda aur badh gaya hai,
Shayad isi ko deep connection kehte hain.

You are the only person I want to annoy,
Until we are both old and toothless,
And even then, I’ll steal your soft food.

Shaadi ka laddoo jo khaye wo pachtaye,
Jo na khaye wo bhi pachtaye,
Toh maine socha kha kar hi pachta lete hain.

You are the extra sugar in my tea,
A bit too much sometimes,
But I can’t imagine my morning without you.

Hamara ishq bilkul Maggi jaisa hai,
Do minute mein tayaar ho jaata hai,
Par taste hamesha lajawab rehta hai.

I would climb the highest mountain for you,
But let’s be honest, I get tired,
Just walking to the fridge for a snack.

Tumhare liye Taj Mahal toh nahi bana sakta,
Kyunki budget thoda tight hai,
Par ek mast wala paneer tikka zaroor khila sakta hoon.

Your eyes are like deep oceans,
And I am like a person who can’t swim,
Just splashing around trying to look cool.

Mera pyar tumhare liye bilkul pure hai,
Jaise mummy ka banaya hua desi ghee,
Thoda heavy hai par sehat ke liye accha hai.

I love you more than free Wi-Fi,
And you know how much I love free things,
So consider yourself very special today.

Tujhe dekh kar dil mein aisi ganti bajti hai,
Jaise mandir mein aarti ke waqt bajti ho,
Bas prasad milna baaki reh gaya hai.

If love was a Bollywood movie,
You would be the dramatic heroine,
And I would be the hero who forgets his lines.

Hum tumhare ishq mein is qadar khoye hain,
Ki raste mein khada khamba bhi nahi dikha,
Ab log puchte hain ye chot kaise lagi.

Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you,
Everyone else just disappears from my view.

Tumhe dekha toh ek khayal aaya,
Ki bhagwan ne tumhe fursat mein banaya hai,
Par mere liye thoda dimag dalna bhool gaye.

My heart skips a beat when I see you,
Or maybe it’s just the three cups of coffee,
I drank while waiting for your text back.

Dil mein aati ho par dimaag mein nahi,
Kyunki dimaag thoda kam hai mere pass,
Tum hi usey manage kar liya karo.

If you were a library book,
I would never return you,
Even if I had to pay a huge late fee.

Tumse baat karne ke liye bahane dhundta hoon,
Kabhi notes mangta hoon toh kabhi waqt puchta hoon,
Ab toh ghadi bhi bore ho gayi hai mujhse.

You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache,
But I don’t mind the pain at all,
As long as I get to see you smile.

Kaash tum mere ghar ke paas rehti,
Toh kam se kam internet ka kharcha toh bachta,
Aur tumhara chehra bhi roz dekhne ko milta.

I don’t need a map to find you,
My heart just follows the smell of your perfume,
Or maybe it’s just my stalking skills getting better.

Aapki adaaon par hum fida ho gaye,
Pehle toh hosh mein thay hum,
Ab toh thode se judaa ho gaye.

I would send you a long love letter,
But my phone battery is at 1%,
So just imagine I said something very poetic.

Hamara pyar bilkul unique hai,
Tum status lagati ho gusse wala,
Aur main ignore karta hoon hero ban kar.

Relationships are all about sharing,
I share my problems with you,
And you share your snacks with me. Deal?

Jab tum kehti ho ki ‘hum sirf dost hain’,
Toh aisa lagta hai jaise kisi ne,
Garama-garam samosa bina chutney ke de diya ho.

I thought I was the boss of my life,
And then I met you,
And now I just ask for permission for everything.

Ishq ke samandar mein hum doobne chale thay,
Par phir yaad aaya ki paani bahut thanda hai,
Toh hum kinare baith kar chai peene lage.

You are the reason I check my phone,
Every five seconds like a crazy person,
Even when I know you’re busy sleeping.

Tumhari baaton mein khoya rehta hoon,
Tabhi toh mummy ki gaaliyan khaata hoon,
Tumhara ishq mujhe kahin ka nahi chodega.

Love is being able to sit together,
In total silence and not feel awkward,
Mainly because we are both on our phones.

Duniya ke liye tum ek insaan ho,
Par mere liye tum mera wo alarm ho,
Jo subah subah gusse mein bajta rehta hai.

I love you more than biryani,
But please don’t ask me to prove it,
By giving you the last piece of chicken.

Tumhara chehra bilkul gol-gappe jaisa hai,
Meetha bhi hai aur thoda teekha bhi,
Bas paani ki jagah thoda dimaag hota toh maza aa jata.

True love is letting you have,
The last slice of pizza without crying,
Even though my soul is screaming for it.

Humne tumhare liye vrat rakha tha,
Par raste mein kisi ne burger dikha diya,
Bhagwan bhi jaante hain ki bhook bardasht nahi hoti.

You are my favorite flavor of life,
A mix of sweet, salty, and a little bit of spicy,
Just like the chaat we eat on the streets.

Pyar apni jagah hai aur khana apni jagah,
Mujhse ye mat umeed rakho ki,
Main apni plate se tumhe share karunga.

I don’t need a candlelit dinner,
Just bring me some momos and a cold drink,
And I will love you forever and ever.

Tumhari yaadon mein khoya rehta hoon,
Tabhi toh roti jal jaati hai meri,
Ab batao iska nuksan kaun bharega?

My heart beats for you,
But my stomach growls for French fries,
I guess I have room for both in my life.

Ishq ka bhoot jab sar par chadhta hai,
Toh insaan ko bhook nahi lagti,
Lagta hai mera bhoot abhi thoda kamzor hai.

I love you with all my heart,
And a little bit of my brain too,
Though the brain keeps telling me to run away.

Tumhare bina meri zindagi adhoori hai,
Bilkul waise hi jaise bina net ke smartphone,
Bas dabba ban kar reh jata hoon main.

You’re the only person I want to talk to,
When I’m tired of talking to everyone else,
Which usually happens after about ten minutes.

Aapki tareef mein kya kahein,
Aap toh ekdum nayab heera ho,
Bas thoda tarashna baaki reh gaya hai.

I’d give you the moon and the stars,
But I’m pretty sure that’s illegal,
And I don’t look good in a prison uniform.

Tumhara gussa dekh kar darr lagta hai,
Lekin tumhara chehra dekh kar hasi aati hai,
Batao ab main kya karoon, darrun ya hasun?

You have a great personality,
For someone who is constantly making me,
Regret all my life decisions with a smile.

Mohabbat ek aisi bimari hai,
Jiska ilaj sirf tumhare paas hai,
Par tumhari fees bahut mehengi lagti hai mujhe.

I’m not saying I’m obsessed with you,
But I’ve already planned our future house,
And which side of the bed you’ll lose your socks on.

Tumhare saath rehna ek adventure hai,
Bilkul waisa hi jaise bina map ke jungle mein jana,
Pata nahi kab kahan se sher (gussa) aa jaye.

I love you more than high-speed internet,
But please don’t make me choose,
Because video calling you on 2G is painful.

Door rehkar bhi tum mere paas ho,
Kyunki tumhara bill mere address par aata hai,
Isse zyada closeness aur kya hogi?

I miss your face and your annoying habits,
Actually, I just miss having someone,
To blame for all the mess in my room.

Distance doesn’t matter when the heart is one,
Par ye network ka kya karein,
Jo humari baaton ke beech mein deewar ban jata hai.

Our relationship is basically us,
Looking at each other through a screen,
And asking “Can you hear me now?” a hundred times.

Tumse milne ki tamanna hai bahut,
Par ye flight ki tickets bahut mehengi hain,
Tab tak video call par hi kaam chala lo.

I wish I could teleport to your room,
Just to steal your blanket and leave,
Because that’s what true partners do.

Log kehte hain dooriyan pyar badhati hain,
Mujhe toh lagta hai dooriyan bas,
Mobile ka bill aur tension hi badhati hain.

I am saving money for our wedding,
By not going out on dates with you,
See? I am very responsible and romantic.

Door hokar bhi tum mujhse judi ho,
Bilkul mere bank account ki tarah,
Jo hamesha khali hi rehta hai tumhari wajah se.

You make my heart go ‘Dhak Dhak’,
But sometimes it’s just the spicy food,
That you forced me to eat at that new place.

Jab tum muskurati ho toh bahar aati hai,
Aur jab tum roti ho toh badal baraste hain,
Plz thoda kam roya karo, kapde nahi sookh rahe.

I don’t need a superhero in my life,
I just need someone who can find,
My phone when it’s on silent mode.

Tumhare ishq mein hum pagal ho gaye,
Duniya se thode judaa ho gaye,
Ab log humein dekhte hi rasta badal lete hain.

I love you more than my favorite playlist,
And that’s saying a lot because I listen to it,
At least ten times a day without getting bored.

Aapki aankhon mein nasha hai,
Ya shayad meri aankhon mein neend,
Chalo jo bhi hai, maza bahut aa raha hai.

You are my favorite distraction,
In a world full of boring responsibilities,
I’d rather waste time with you than do anything else.

Ishq ka bhoot bada zalim hota hai,
Na sone deta hai na rone deta hai,
Bas saara din recharge karwane ko bolta hai.

I promise to always hold your hand,
Mainly so you don’t wander off,
And start shopping for things we don’t need.

Tumhare saath har pal ek tyohar hai,
Bas fark itna hai ki is tyohar mein,
Patakhe tumhare gusse ke phat-te hain.

I am not a jealous person at all,
I just don’t like it when people look at you,
Or talk to you, or breathe in your general direction.

Tum kisi aur se baat mat kiya karo,
Kyunki mera gussa bahut mehenga hai,
Tum afford nahi kar paogi, jaan-e-mann.

You can talk to whoever you want,
As long as I can read all your messages,
And know their family history and Aadhaar number.

Suno, wo jo tumhare dost hain na,
Unse thodi doori banaye rakho,
Warna mera gussa unhe bhoot bana dega.

My love for you is very deep,
But my patience for your “just friends”,
Is thinner than a single strand of hair.

Tumhare phone ka password mujhe pata hai,
Bas ye mat puchna ki kaise,
Bas ye jaan lo ki main sab par nazar rakhta hoon.

I trust you completely, my love,
It’s the rest of the world that I don’t trust,
So stay close to me like a shadow.

Itna mat saj-dhaj kar nikla karo,
Logon ki nazrein buri hoti hain,
Aur mera dimaag thoda garam rehta hai.

You’re mine and only mine,
If anyone else tries to hit on you,
I’ll show them my hidden professional wrestling moves.

Ishq mein jalan hona lazmi hai,
Par tumhari ye dosti thodi zyada hai,
Behtar hai ki tum ghar par hi raha karo.

Love is like a roller coaster,
It has its ups and downs and turns,
And it usually makes me want to throw up.

Zindagi jeene ka ek hi raaz hai,
Partner ki har baat par ‘haan’ bolo,
Aur shaanti se apni life enjoy karo.

Never go to bed angry at each other,
Stay up and fight all night long,
Until someone gets hungry and forgets the reason.

Mohabbat mein sab kuch jayaz hai,
Bas ek dusre ka dimaag khana,
Sabse badi aur zaruri cheez hai.

The key to a happy relationship is simple,
I’m always right and you’re always wrong,
See? No more confusion or arguments.

Ishq ek aisi dhoop hai jismein,
Insaan bina wajah hi jalne lagta hai,
Par thanda pani (pyaar) sab thik kar deta hai.

Life is too short to be serious all the time,
So find someone who is just as weird as you,
And build a beautiful, messy life together.

Zindagi ki race mein tum mere saathi ho,
Bhale hi hum dono last aayein,
Par saath mein toh maze bahut aayenge.

I learned that love is about compromise,
You decide what we do for the weekend,
And I pretend to be happy about it.

Sacha pyar wahi hai jo waqt par,
Samosa aur chai ka intezam kare,
Baaki sab toh bas moh-maya hai.